Fleshy

Welcome boys and girls to Unkie Walts horror review! First up on the list is Dark Ride , a magical romp through a world of porn quality acting, writing and cinematography. In fact, the only thing keeping this movie from being a porn is a 'cleverly' concocted camera angle during the movies one redeeming scene. Let me paint you a picture , a picture of a lucky moron and a horney hippie chick all alone in a secluded part of an amusment park horror ride doing what two people do naturally while commiting felony B&E - fellatio. Thats right kids , our girl friday was enjoying the fleshy taste of wang all the while being watched by some creepy dude in a cupie doll mask, who proceedes to sneak up and decapitate Oral Annie! From the looks of the guys face, this may become a new snuff film craze , apparently suction increases whilst the head (see what I did there?) is being forcefully removed, but I digress. Bottom line, I insist this movie was originally HorrorPorn , recut without the porn to make up for production costs.