For those not in the know (like we have any readers who aren't affiliated...) "HoPoTo" is an encore to Sarlaac minus the video & arcade games. The basic premise is to find the worst horror movies you can find, preferably ones with the most nudity. Quality doesn't matter, it's all about content baby.
The first rule of HoPoTo is you must drink during HoPoTo
The second rule of HoPoTo is that you must drink during HoPoTo
The third rule of HoPoTo is that it is a minimum of two days - weekends are best - school day HoPoto's can cause severe rectal bleeding
So, on to the fun. Here's hoping motor functions will hold out for the duration of the weekend.
10:02 PM
Movie watched thus far - Frankenhooker
Currently watching - some Swedish thing where this chick took off her gear in the first scene
Best Karl phrase so far: It smells like a bunch of shrimps had a fart fight
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What the hell is Sarlaac? :P
So we're watching Kurisuchina Rindobaagu (Christina Lindberg) in a film called Exponerad. This followed Frankenhooker, which has the best scene of exploding hookers smoking crack that I have ever seen among all of the many, many scenes of exploding crack whores recorded on film.
For those who haven't had the pleasure of seeing Exponerad, just imagine a young Rick Wakeman (minus beard and cape) running around the house bare-ass naked with nipple and ass beards. And many shots of Christina's bewbs.
The movie has inexplicably cut to scenes from a classic Tarzan movie. Maybe I'd understand why if my copy of Exponerad had English subtitles. On the other hand, I've been drinking a lot of (very good) rum (Hopoto Rules 1&2)... so it doesn't really matter.
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